As a 2-year-old, Harper Grace Bruckner uttered and inspired hilarious quotes that prompted her dad, Martin Bruckner, to illustrate them as a Mother's Day gift for his wife and fellow designer, ...

Kids say the darndest things, right? For one father, the strange things his two-year-old says have become a hobby and even a business for him. After his daughter Harper Grace Bruckner cracked him up ...

We’ve all had moments where we’ve said something absurd as if it were the most natural thing in the world, then thought immediately afterwards, “Did I really just say that?” I am not currently a ...

Most of the weird things that little kids say are lost to history, but not the absurd aphorisms of Harper Grace Bruckner, whose dad, Martin, illustrates them for a Tumblr called Spaghetti Toes. The ...