Getting clean has never been this complicated—or this entertaining. Joseph’s Machines introduces the Human Car Wash, an elaborate contraption designed to wash people just like a car. Zohran Mamdani’s ...

Joseph presents a hilarious invention: a full-body human car wash that soaps, scrubs, and rinses you clean without lifting a finger. Experience the wacky engineering and surprising twists behind this ...

New Wave Car Wash feels less like a routine errand and more like a sensory experience. As soon as you pull in, lights and music set the tone for something ...

ATTORNEY’S OFFICE SEIZES A CENTRAL CITY CAR WASH. THE DA’S OFFICE SAYS THEY TOOK CONTROL OF THE FIVE STAR AUTO CAR WASH AT THE CORNER OF FACILITY FELICITY AND SOUTH CLAIBORNE AVENUE. THEY SAY THIS IS ...